What? Don't look here for explanations. You'll just have to keep reading this comic to learn what's going on and why. Muahahaha! My evil little plan to keep readers hooked is working! Buahahaha! Okay... Not really. It'd be nice if this comic even had readers, but, of course, if people actually read this comic, then It'd have to live up to certain standards in quality. To make this comic actually good, that would take work. I hate work.